Two years ago, Turnip blundered his way into the Ballroom Blog, much to the consternation of Lady B, the proprietress of the ball.

For those of you who want a little more Turnip in your life, you can find his antics in the Ballroom here— as well as Miss Gwen’s irate observation that if The Secret History of the Pink Carnation had been about Turnip, it would have been called The All Too Obvious Tale of the Man With the Gaudy Waistcoat.

Oh, Turnip….