Okay, I will confess, I didn’t do an actual count. But, using the very subjective “hey, didn’t I just read this?” method, the phrase that seemed to come up most as I read through the comments was:

It is a truth universally acknowledged that one only comes up with clever, cutting remarks long after the other party is happily slumbering away.

The Uppington Hall globe also got a number of shout-outs.

Today’s winners, chosen at random, are…. Brenda, Hillary, Amy, Alicia, and Josie D. Congrats! You’ll be receiving an email with your Mischief of the Mistletoe momentarily.

Mini-contest #3 coming up momentarily!